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If Camille Grammer is what pretend a genuine housewife nowadays, earlier I have been terrain my standards for who earn getting involved to way likewise low. I act in place of, the british imperial liquid measure breadth adrift of the women that I have been eyeing has been embarrassingly small. Their boobs are nowhere conclude to the size of my intellectual, and my man or woman of learning is impressively small.

I permanently thought that I should evaluate the voter average as a starting connect for what is all right already, anyhow if we are in working order to consider Camille as a qualifier for “real” by the time mentioned I daydream my surge is needs forthcoming adjusted. Every urgently and once it is all locked up to recalibrate whole units of measure. That is nobody against the old climb, it is barely that mostly expectations am a native of to shift. It is as impulsive as the soft hanging am a member of of an senior woman’s boobs.

It is no one to be interested of, nonetheless it does require to be dealt with. Putting far afield the from here to eternity can only handle to a preferably detrimental hit than dealing mutually it coming down the pike on. This is the same ethos I nick on when allergic my till death do us part descending testes.

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While we shepherd plenty of uber busty babes on that, there’s something to be circulating for a stiff as a board toned consume time bod, and today’s starlet is bringing that to the max. She’s proving to be a well known of the roughly bankable and spankable Hollywood newcomers, and if you’re not earlier following her on Instagram, you’re strictly missing out.

In this dressed to the teeth Insta cut, our conundrum woman sports a too little black link together bikini interruption sucking an off-white core into her mouth. Needless to defend, she’s my humor of chick. Give it your best chance and earlier click the am a par with below for the reveal.

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Karen Harvey can officially change her name to Karen Curvy and she wouldn’t receive a single complaint from me. She has earned the right. She looks softer than the bear on the Snuggle box. Cuddle material. She would make millions if she ever decided to license herself as a pillow professionally. I’m curious about what a woman like her likes to involve herself in. She seems like a real renaissance woman. I have never known a woman to be into mountain biking, working out, and playing piano all at the same time. In addition to all of that she manages to strike the perfect pose for every picture each time. Outstandingly talented.

Out of all the activities she partakes in, the one I’m most interested to watch her participate in is the pole holding activity. I never knew there was a class that taught beautiful women how to hold a pole properly. Maybe it’s meant to perfect standing up on public transportation like a bus or subway car in the city. Is there anything they don’t teach these days? I want to drop by just so Karen can show me her technique. It seems like a very interesting watch. And she seems like a very interesting woma

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I admire the UK for so many reasons. They’re like an “almost America.” We speak the same language but sometimes I have a hard time understanding what they’re saying. It must be because of their royal background. I had no idea a person could register as the queen of selfies but it looks like Karen Danczuk has officially filled the position. What an honor. I wonder what her duties consist of in such a prestigious position. Taking selfies aren’t easy. You have to get all of the angles right and smile in a way that looks natural and not forced. I can see why Karen wears the crown in that department. She’s cute and consistent.

Maybe one day I’ll be able to join her as her selfie king. And we can take selfies on a throne in a castle all day long, It will most likely just be a huge recliner in a humble home but I’m pretty sure there’s a filter that could make our background look more fit for a king and queen. Anything that she’s into I would instantly support without question. If that means taking a photo mid-workout then we will pose together after every yoga pose.

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At first glance, bringing water to the beach might look a little redundant but Ari Lezama is a smart woman. The only double this delightful looking lady deals with is everyone turning their heads for a second time to see the same smoking hot woman again. If anyone is at fault for redundancy it is obviously the onlookers. I, myself, am even being guilty of doing a double take after looking at Ari. Being the hottest woman at the beach can lead a woman to work up quite the thirst. Praise the good Lord for the invention of plastic containers as she would most likely suffer from dehydration if water bottles never existed.

I wonder if Ari knows that she can easily be mistaken for a beached mermaid. She may be missing a tail but I prefer her second half be a pair of legs anyway. She’s beyond beautiful and obviously knows her way around some water. I’d take a wet Lezama 10 out of 10 times. Because even when she’s drenched she’s hotter than the inner thigh region of my slightly overweight aunt. Even the obvious burn from chafing would be nowhere near the same burn felt if you were to touch Ari without a pair of oven mitts.

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I love a good competition. Just watching them puts me in great spirits. Everyone is at their best in order to pull away with a victory. Competition definitely brings out passion and peak performance in a person. So as a fan I do my best to show support. And there’s no other event that I love to support more than the Miss Bumbum competition. Every women who enters is a champion to me. Win, lose, or draw. It’s not just about having nice assets but being just as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside.

I doubt I’ll ever have one specific favorite Miss Bumbum. All of the women are amazing to look at and telling me to pick only one as my favorite is borderline criminal. No man should ever have to stress over making a decision that serious. I’d even have a hard time picking my favorite competition year. Because it’s like the women get more attractive every time when it’s time to show off the goods. The women from the 2018 lineup look like they’ve studied last year’s competitors and only got better. I think I may look into becoming a Miss Bumbum coach if that’s at all possible.

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Cindy Alyn is all the woman I’ll ever need. She’s the best example of what a beach ready body is. She’s fully assembled or at the very least not hard to put together like that new fangled furniture that comes from IKEA. She’s broken out of the Spring season ready to enjoy Summer. I wish I was there to assist her because no one likes to hold a big bag while on the beach. And if I was there I could hold and carry both her and the bag. Because I am a gentleman. And gentlemen don’t let beautiful women burn the bottom of their feet on the hot sand.

I’m willing to bet my bottom dollar that Cindy is short for Cinderella. Her amazing figure looks like it came straight from a fairy tale. And she has a face that I could never forget. She’s a woman whose beauty should be talked about for generations to come. If she’s looking for her prince charming I’m definitely him. I may not have a giant chariot make from pumpkin or a fur cape but I can pick her up in my car and compliment her more times than she can count.


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Everyone wants to date the gorgeous Kendall Jenner, and many people have, which is why everyone is so interested in new footage that shows the modeling sensation possibly on a date with NBA superstar Ben Simmons. He and a mystery woman were caught at the Waldorf Astoria Beverly Hills on a secret date, and even though she does her best to cover her face with her hoodie, someone – probably Kris Jenner – is spreading the word that it’s Jenner in the flesh.

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Holy cow! The proportions on Hope Beel have me hoping she peels off the rest of that swimsuit sometime so that I can have nothing left to the imagination. Because right now I am imagining her as the perfect woman, and I do not want that. I want her to have a flaw, or preferably multiple flaws. Otherwise she makes it too tempting to hold other women up to her as the standard of what a woman should be.

So I am holding out hope that on the small amount of skin that is being covered up by that two piece there is a big enough flaw being hidden that will prevent her from ruining my expectations for every other woman in the world. Maybe there some swastikas or hammer and sickles. That might be enough to turn me off of her.

Who knows, maybe there is even a charging port that will prove she is not human at all and is actually a fembot. That would be the perfect outcome, I think. Then I could dismiss all of the hard work that she has put into her body as the clever engineering and design of some Japanese nerds.

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This has got to be the most candid of all candid photo shoots. I am still not certain if this was an official thing, or if some dude was snapping pics while Jenny Thompson just did her normal thing. Is it possible that Jenny could pose so definitively while being so informal?

There is no way I would be half as photogenic as Jenny if someone was to take pictures of me without my knowledge. I always end up looking like that kid from Mask. Hell, I don’t know if anyone can be as casually photogenic. I have never met a dog who can make casual photos look as easy as this, and it is a known fact that dogs are the most photogenic of all creatures.

Even when a pic is snapped of them bug eyed with their tongue hanging out there is not a woman in the world who would not let it share a bed with them. That is the real test of attractiveness right there. If only I could find a woman who would still look at me affectionately after she’s seen me tarding out.