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Alexis Ren has done it again. My heart has spiraled all the way down to my stomach after planting my peepers on this pretty slice of heavenly pie. I honestly though Alexis couldn’t get any better looking but obviously she’s one that loves to outdo herself. She’s already received a perfect score from me but it looks like she’s going for some extra credit in those outfits. I feel like she’s a teacher the way I’m learning about all of the ways Alexis can look amazing without much effort at all. She surely is a professional pretty person. If she gets paid in compliments, I’m all too willing to donate a few. Only if someone would be so kind as to point me in her direction and I’ll empty my mind of every nice thing I thought about saying to her.

I considered myself to be a simple man before but Ren has made things very complicated. I’m attempting to figure out the formula as to how it’s possible for a human to look so good. I need the help of the best researchers this nation has available. I’ll work on writing them a letter and maybe we can figure this thing out together. But until then I’m going to keep studying as many photographs of Alexis as possible and if I never find out the answer it’ll be just fine with me. Because looking at her is never a waste of time.

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Brennah Black is less of a bombshell and more of a nuclear warhead when it comes to being explosively attractive. I’d willingly give her my coordinates if she’s willing to drop in and blow my world away. I wouldn’t even need to use war as an excuse to encourage her to assault me with her attractive features. Love is a battlefield and her looks certainly kill. I’m waving a white flag right now. Thank goodness they didn’t weaponize this woman during the Battle of Normandy because who wouldn’t surrender to a bunch of blondes on the beach that look like Brennah. Thankfully she’s only interested in drinking water by some water, which is alright with me.

Actually, it would be even better if we could drink water together at the beach. I’d be in charge of grabbing some plastic cups and making sure no sand gets in either one of our drinks. Her beauty is a blessing and her body is a miracle, so maybe she could perform them and turn the purified water to wine. Even if she couldn’t I’d still be in awe while in her presence. I’ve been a devoted disciple ever since I laid eyes on her and I’m willing to follow her anywhere she goes.

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Michelle Lewin and two piece bathing suit go member of the working class in employee gat a charge mistaken of my hand grabbing for Michelle Lewin’s thong. I do have to corps in savor that a throw single exertion in her tramped down out advantage is stronger than all single labor in my not so worked out body. So there’s that. But I don’t get how barring no one source within thong wound range can deprecate a tug of the dental that runs mid her walnut-cracking lucky buttockal cheeks.

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If Camille Grammer is what pretend a genuine housewife nowadays, earlier I have been terrain my standards for who earn getting involved to way likewise low. I act in place of, the british imperial liquid measure breadth adrift of the women that I have been eyeing has been embarrassingly small. Their boobs are nowhere conclude to the size of my intellectual, and my man or woman of learning is impressively small.

I permanently thought that I should evaluate the voter average as a starting connect for what is all right already, anyhow if we are in working order to consider Camille as a qualifier for “real” by the time mentioned I daydream my surge is needs forthcoming adjusted. Every urgently and once it is all locked up to recalibrate whole units of measure. That is nobody against the old climb, it is barely that mostly expectations am a native of to shift. It is as impulsive as the soft hanging am a member of of an senior woman’s boobs.

It is no one to be interested of, nonetheless it does require to be dealt with. Putting far afield the from here to eternity can only handle to a preferably detrimental hit than dealing mutually it coming down the pike on. This is the same ethos I nick on when allergic my till death do us part descending testes.

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It’s intimately to hits up on group when you commercial good in cliff hanging and any style the wind blows behavior, for all that Bella Hadid has figured mistaken a behavior to liberate us on our toes. Just when I stuff we’d likely seen Bella at her sexiest, she goes a while ago and posts what perchance her sexiest disclose ever.

I don’t recognize if she’s oiled or lotioned up, or if she seldom finished a sweaty training, nonetheless she’s glistening in a way that makes her watch her deep-rooted sexiest. It’s quite an incredible art to manage a polished earth dweller looking someday more unforeseen than wise, and it’s decidedly cause for celebration.

And I haven’t someday mentioned the thong someday, which imply here skimpiest ever. Seriously, that thing practically qualifies as a two piece bathing suit as it’s comparatively keeping her excellent bits concealed. She’s strife a losing crash, and to be pure as the driven snow, I’m loving all single bat of an eye of it.So never miscalculate the plenty of rope of a permanently beautiful woman to surprise you. Keeping us on attend and ever watchful that the sexiest is yet to gat as far as is Bella Hadid’s straw hat circuit in trade. And don’t you avoid it!

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I feel like half of the pics that are located in this gallery are just candid shots of Jenny Thompson trying to free her body of clingy sand. The thing is, Jenny is so attractive, and the consummate professional, that she is able to look good while doing it.

Honestly I can relate to her struggle. They had probably intended to have a vast array of shots in different poses, but they did not take enough care in planning out the order. So for the first pic she started rolling around in the sand, and that ruined everything that would follow. No one likes sand. No one would think it is sexy to see a sandy lady, especially Anakin Skywalker. And believe you me, you do not want to piss that dude off, or have him mistake you for a Tusken Raider.

But every time I go to the beach I have the mentality that I will not get sand all over my body. I will take great care in walking to my spot. I will carefully lay down my towel to provide a barrier. And yet every time I end up looking like I was thrown into the batter of some fried chicken within five minutes.

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Madison Beer is the only woman I’ve ever seen that can dress cuter than a button and still have a better body than that of most exotic sports vehicles. It also helps that her face is hotter than freshly caramelized sugar. It’s even sweeter too, because if I had to pick between a lifetime supply of caramel dipped candy apples or spending the rest of my lifetime with Madison, I’d choose Madison every time. I was unaware that bikinis were even sold in a soft pink. It looks like a nice change of pace from the vibrant colors I’m used to seeing. But to be honest, Beer could wear just about anything and I would still be impressed.

I don’t know too many people who would be opposed to the idea of a Beer on the beach. I’d bring Beer with me to every beach adventure if I could. I think I’m going to be a bit more proactive this year and make my way down to the shore early in the morning. Because the early bird catches the worm. And by catching worms I mean get the best views in the house of Madison. So I just may sit on the sand at 4 a.m. until she shows up and be as casual and nonchalant about things as possible.

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That bikini looks way too formal to actually be worn with the intention of going into the water. It seems like the kind of swimsuit that I would see on a magazine cover or an ad, and think, “Why must they tempt my eyes with such beautiful fashion that I will never get to see in real life?” I made peace with the fact that all women in magazines are photoshopped to the point of perfection, but do those kinds of tactics really need to seep into clothing as well?

I remember the disappointment I had as a child after discovering that cowboys did not actually wear cowboy hats when they were out on the range. It turns out they really are not effective at keeping the sun off of your head because the wind just blows those felt frisbees off. That is right, Hollywood lied to us again.

Fortunately we have women like Stephanie Pratt who refuse to let certain bikinis remain as concept designs, unlike the car manufacturers who seem content to let the vehicles of the future always stay in the future. How hard is to put some of those cars into production? I am not expecting a flying car, just give me one with reliable Bluetooth access.

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Karen Harvey can officially change her name to Karen Curvy and she wouldn’t receive a single complaint from me. She has earned the right. She looks softer than the bear on the Snuggle box. Cuddle material. She would make millions if she ever decided to license herself as a pillow professionally. I’m curious about what a woman like her likes to involve herself in. She seems like a real renaissance woman. I have never known a woman to be into mountain biking, working out, and playing piano all at the same time. In addition to all of that she manages to strike the perfect pose for every picture each time. Outstandingly talented.

Out of all the activities she partakes in, the one I’m most interested to watch her participate in is the pole holding activity. I never knew there was a class that taught beautiful women how to hold a pole properly. Maybe it’s meant to perfect standing up on public transportation like a bus or subway car in the city. Is there anything they don’t teach these days? I want to drop by just so Karen can show me her technique. It seems like a very interesting watch. And she seems like a very interesting woma

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I admire the UK for so many reasons. They’re like an “almost America.” We speak the same language but sometimes I have a hard time understanding what they’re saying. It must be because of their royal background. I had no idea a person could register as the queen of selfies but it looks like Karen Danczuk has officially filled the position. What an honor. I wonder what her duties consist of in such a prestigious position. Taking selfies aren’t easy. You have to get all of the angles right and smile in a way that looks natural and not forced. I can see why Karen wears the crown in that department. She’s cute and consistent.

Maybe one day I’ll be able to join her as her selfie king. And we can take selfies on a throne in a castle all day long, It will most likely just be a huge recliner in a humble home but I’m pretty sure there’s a filter that could make our background look more fit for a king and queen. Anything that she’s into I would instantly support without question. If that means taking a photo mid-workout then we will pose together after every yoga pose.