Alexis Ren has done it again. My heart has spiraled all the way down to my stomach after planting my peepers on this pretty slice of heavenly pie. I honestly though Alexis couldn’t get any better looking but obviously she’s one that loves to outdo herself. She’s already received a perfect score from me but it looks like she’s going for some extra credit in those outfits. I feel like she’s a teacher the way I’m learning about all of the ways Alexis can look amazing without much effort at all. She surely is a professional pretty person. If she gets paid in compliments, I’m all too willing to donate a few. Only if someone would be so kind as to point me in her direction and I’ll empty my mind of every nice thing I thought about saying to her.
I considered myself to be a simple man before but Ren has made things very complicated. I’m attempting to figure out the formula as to how it’s possible for a human to look so good. I need the help of the best researchers this nation has available. I’ll work on writing them a letter and maybe we can figure this thing out together. But until then I’m going to keep studying as many photographs of Alexis as possible and if I never find out the answer it’ll be just fine with me. Because looking at her is never a waste of time.