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We Require More Catherine Zeta-Jones Bikini Instagram Posts!

I have no idea where the phrase “once is never enough” actually came from, but I have to believe that whoever came up with those famous words had to be staring at a picture of Catherine Zeta-Jones in a bikini because one Instagram post is never, ever going to be enough Catherine Zeta-Jones in a bikini.

And yes, I know there are technically two pictures of Catherine Zeta-Jones in a bikini and I’m incredible grateful to not only get a view from the front, but one from the back as well, but still this only counts as one picture. Sure, it’s one hell of a picture. Catherine Zeta-Jones’s bikini Instagram post is reminding of what a super sexy body she has and how this would be a much better place if we all got to see it more often. Hence, why I wish there were more Catherine Zeta-Jones pics floating around. She really does need to hit all the major fitness magazines and show off that astonishing bikini body she has. Can you imagine seeing Catherine Zeta-Jones rocking a bikini in Shape, Women’s Health, Self, Redbook, and Awesome Bikini Monthly? Okay, that last one is totally made up, but you get the point.

I’m going to go ahead and wish upon a star, cross my fingers, and rub a lucky rabbit (forget just the foot, just the whole damn rabbit for luck) in the hopes that Catherine Zeta-Jones will continue to post bikini pics on Instagram. Really there is never too much Catherine Zeta-Jones in a bikini.

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The sky is blue, water is wet, and the only certain things in life are death, taxes, and as you get older gravity is no longer your friend. All of these things are facts. These are things we have all accepted to be completely true. But when it comes to declaring someone the hottest working actress right now, that’s when things can get tricky. So, I ask all you good people, is Jennifer Lawrence the hottest working actress right now?

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Don’t You Feel So Much Better Now?

Did you ever realize how much you were missing something after you already got it? Like you didn’t know you needed a long nap until after you woke up from snoozing on the couch for a couple of hours? Or even better, you didn’t know how much you needed to look at a ton of pictures of Kate Upton in different bikinis until right now.

We are all at this same point… I thought I was good to go and everything was fun and then all of sudden a horde of Kate Upton cleavage filled bikini pics came my way and it hit me; I was really missing Kate Upton bikini pics. There was need inside of me that I didn’t even know about until my eyes glimpsed Kate Upton in a black and flesh colored bikini. And yes, I was kind of hoping that the black bikini top was merely a series of strings and we would be seeing more Kate Upton boob, but alas, it was not meant to be.

Still, I have to say I feel so happy that I was able to fill this void inside of me. Sure, I love looking at Kate Upton in a bikini just like everyone else, but I didn’t know how much I needed to look at Kate Upton in a collection of different bikinis.

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I don’t want to be the boy who cried vagina and nipple, but I feel pretty damn safe in saying that this weekend’s American Music Awards delivered the best red carpet in the history of all time ever. Don’t believe me? Gorgeous Victoria’s Secret angel Chrissy Teigen gives us a clear view of her shaved vag, and the always-sexy Olivia Munn bares her nips in a see-through dress. It’s a true Thanksgiving miracle, and we’ve got all of the sexy pictures right here! Or is it a Thanksgiving shearacle? Or a sheeracle?

One look at Chrissy Teigen’s black dress with a slit up to here will tell you that getting a view of her slit wasn’t the craziest thing to expect. Due to the design, the 30-year-old supermodel wasn’t able to wear undies, so I honestly don’t know how she thought her chocha wouldn’t end up all over the Internet. We know that Teigen’s a proponent of the “free the nipple” campaign, but maybe there’s a “free the vagina” campaign that we don’t know about? Whatever the case, Chrissy deliveres in a big way, and I don’t think any of you will be complaining!

Olivia Munn also provides something for us to Munnch on with her appearance on theAMA red carpet. In an embroidered see-thorugh dress, the X-Men actress shows off a clear view of her nipples while posing for the paps. We know that the 36-year-old has nice knockers thanks to her appearance in Magic Mike, so it makes sense that she would want to draw attention to them. It’s almost like she did it just for us here at Mr. Skin. Thanks Olivia, owe ya one!

Check out the nude pics of Chrissy Teigen and Olivia Munn in the gallery, as well as a bunch of actresses who should have tried a little harder.

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Yes, you read that correctly – Iggy has the very best vagina in the world, or at least that’s what she said at the GQ Australia Man of the Year Awards in Australia on Wednesday.

“Thank you GQ for this award,” she said during her speech. I have won a lot of awards over the last few years but this one means the absolute most to me because I can finally say I have an award-winning vagina.”
At first, I thought this meant that Iggy’s actual vagina had, in fact, won an award, and consequently wondered how I had missed such a ceremony, but no dice – she is merely saying her vagina is the best because she won Woman of the Year, and women generally have vaginas.

Regardless, we are big fans of what Iggy is packing on her backside, an asset she’s more than happy to flaunt. After all, she doesn’t sing “Booty” for no reason.

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No Need To Hit The Gym After A Couple Of Viewings
The big secret behind most gyms is they are able to keep the lights on and offer all kinds of deals because of all the people who pay for a membership and then never show up. Yeah, that may sound all kinds of crazy, but it’s true. As for me, I see no reason to workout because all I need to do to get my heart rate up is watch Alison Brie do deadlifts.
Why in the world anyone would pay money to go to some place that smells, lift a bunch of heavy things, and hang out with a bunch of sweaty stranger to get their heart rate up instead of staring at Alison Brie do deadlifts is beyond me. After a couple of viewings, I feel great. My blood is pumping and I have the energy to tackle just about every single task ahead of me. And if I need a little pick me up, then I can just go right back to watching Alison Brie doing a perfect deadlift. You can tell her perfect form really helps her with her perfect form.
If you want to waste your time, money, and energy going to a gym, be my guest. But we live in a world with Instagram videos that can do the same thing to your body that an hour in the gym does in only a few seconds.

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Will We See More Megan Stevenson and Lucy Walters Nudity?
Not that many of us want a new television show based on a movie from the 1990s, but if they had to make one I agree that Get Shorty is probably the best pick. And from taking a look at some of the stars recently cast, it seems like an all-star bunch, but will Get Shorty the television show have some all-star nudity?
Thankfully Get Shorty won’t be on basic cable, it has found a home on EPIX, so I’m crossing my fingers that means we’ll have some nudity, which we can all agree the movie was sorely missing. Leading the cast is Chris O’Dowd and Ray Romano, but joining them will be hotties Megan Stevenson and Lucy Walters. We’ve gotten a few peaks at both of them topless so, more would be very much welcomed. And in case you need a refresher, according to Deadline Hollywood the plot Get Shorty will be as follows:
… Get Shorty centers on Miles Daly (O’Dowd), a hitman from Nevada who tries to become a movie producer in Hollywood as a means to leave his criminal past behind. Romano would is Rick, a washed-up producer of low-quality films who becomes Miles’ partner and guide through the maze of Hollywood.
I have to admit, in this world of re-boots and remakes I’m actually kind of excited about this one. I might just have some high hopes for Get Shorty the television show.