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Jen’s body measurements are just incredible (height – 167 cm (5’5 feet); weight – 55kg (121.3 lbs); BMI – 19,7; body type – hourglass). She has an unbelievably toned buttocks coupled with a flat belly. Malicious gossip has it that her hypnotizing shape has nothing to do with the fitness or extensive workouts; that her great look was accomplished with implants. The squat princess parries that ‘It doesn’t offend me. It’s nothing but nonsense! My butt is real and it’s the result of my hard work – not surgery, not photoshop’. She admits some of her photos look a little bit provocative but all she wants is to inspire people to go exercise and to embrace a sport. ‘Yep, my photos are often overly focused on my backside. I just want people to realize that everyone can achieve the same results’.

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Kylie Jenner, being the rich, sexy, culturally appropriating teen that she is, is currently celebrating her 19th birthday on a Yacht in Turks and Caicos with a series of mega babe models, kind-of-babe celebs by Jenner association, and Donkey from Shrek turned human, Tyga.

I assume Kylie paid for Tyga’s airfare, drinks, scuba diving lessons, food, chlamydia medication, etc., since right before they left for this extravagant birthday celebration, a warrant was released for Tyga’s arrest because he didn’t show up to court for being sued by a former landlord who he, you know, forgot to pay rent to.

Kylie Jenner, being the rich, sexy, culturally appropriating teen that she is, is currently celebrating her 19th birthday on a Yacht in Turks and Caicos with a series of mega babe models, kind-of-babe celebs by Jenner association, and Donkey from Shrek turned human, Tyga.

I assume Kylie paid for Tyga’s airfare, drinks, scuba diving lessons, food, chlamydia medication, etc., since right before they left for this extravagant birthday celebration, a warrant was released for Tyga’s arrest because he didn’t show up to court for being sued by a former landlord who he, you know, forgot to pay rent to.

However, I in no way would wish to trade my 19th birthday for hers, because at the end of the day, I didn’t have to finish my 19th birthday by paying off hundreds of thousands of dollars of my can’t-even-book-a-college-tour-rapper boyfriend’s legal debt, probably paying his child support, and then having to have sex with him. I would rather spend my birthday stink bombing every club in this town rather than having sex with Tyga, who is basically social medias most famous hobo. And I legit mean hobo, because squatters are technically hobos, and just because you happen to squat in mansions doesn’t make you fancy. You can put your trash in gold coloured garbage bags, but it’s still just trash.

Anyway, I could go on a speel speculating how much Kylie 2.0’s Brazilian butt lift cost, but instead I’ll just post this picture of Bella Hadid, who is also in Turks and Caicos celebrating Kylie’s birthday. Yeah. I just really like Bella Hadid.

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When you think of the Bravo channel you probably think about the enchantress mother figures gracing various populated metropolitan areas, the Real Housewives. In an attempt to not exclusively broadcast drunks scream crying by the pool, the reality channel breaks out into the world of scripted television with Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce. Thankfully Bravo still knows its audience because with the critically acclaimed show comes ample dudity. Here’s the only guide you need!

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Ah, Ash Wednesday. The first day of Lent, a stretch of time wrought with restraint and self control. While giving up something you crave for 40 days and 40 nights is tought work (for those who choose to participate(, there’s a group of individuals out there who have to go without for far longer: priests. And, of course, the movie Priest (1994).

It all begins with Father Greg (played by Linus Roache), a dedicated but sexually ravenous priest who has trouble with the whole celibacy thing. (Can you blame him?) He’s content to hop from gay bar to gay bar, hooking up with men casually to satisfy his needs, when he meets Graham (Robert Carlyle) and falls in love.