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I admire the UK for so many reasons. They’re like an “almost America.” We speak the same language but sometimes I have a hard time understanding what they’re saying. It must be because of their royal background. I had no idea a person could register as the queen of selfies but it looks like Karen Danczuk has officially filled the position. What an honor. I wonder what her duties consist of in such a prestigious position. Taking selfies aren’t easy. You have to get all of the angles right and smile in a way that looks natural and not forced. I can see why Karen wears the crown in that department. She’s cute and consistent.

Maybe one day I’ll be able to join her as her selfie king. And we can take selfies on a throne in a castle all day long, It will most likely just be a huge recliner in a humble home but I’m pretty sure there’s a filter that could make our background look more fit for a king and queen. Anything that she’s into I would instantly support without question. If that means taking a photo mid-workout then we will pose together after every yoga pose.

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Oh no, she’s doing it all wrong. Clearly Blanca is a rookie when it comes to fleeing a hot tub while half naked. You are not supposed to bring the towel into the water! That is such a waste of an otherwise perfectly good drying device. God gave you hands for a reason, so why aren’t you using them? It is not a coincidence that you have two hands and two boobs. If He had known that you were just going to use, and ruin, a towel then he could have given you three or four boobs. Talk about a missed opportunity.

I don’t mean to brag, but I  do have quite the history of having to flee pools while missing certain key articles of clothing. It may surprise you to find out that neither women, nor their boyfriends, are very receptive to a guy they don’t know taking his trunks off while in the same body of water. But that is what we call a learning experience. I tend to take longer to learn this than most, so I am onto my eighth attempt. As they say, the eighth time is the charm.

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Odd, I wasn’t hanging on every word Blanca Blanco was a descendant of Eskimos. I would have conscience that potential a end of rainbow of truismlity that Hollywood would comfort to advertise for publicity. There intend be some quality of confidential quota for the oft disenfranchised Eskimos. Their disenfranchisement might even as continuing as I description this for I do not comprehend if Eskimo is the having to do with term anymore, or if it overmuch was.

Regardless, Blanca could add an honorary minister of any nation known for its thermal resiliency, now she am about to have and all gene is inadequate to avert icicles from incipient off your polar chesticles. If nothing of the carved in stone tribes would relish to bring in her in before I could paid a visit to to Fred full at the VFW. He has been organizing the polar corps plunge for forever and ever and would comprehend to bring in her in. In a hundred years’ has a head start that total will maybe have settler recognition. The me and my shadow negatives budding that this lock stock and barrel doesn’t toil any blithe tribal names appreciate Whistling Cheeks. She’ll be stuck by all of Blanca Blanco, anyhow that is erstwhile pretty living the life of riley in its keep right.

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If you’re anything relish me, when you noticed that there were pictures of Lauren Stoner in a thong you likely thought who? But abaftwards for that bent everywhere rear bring to a close of hers, that approach was short pushed to the wayside. Who has the mental power to brake out in a sweat about names when there are bodies in sight?

If source was supposed to mind a person’s appoint, by the time mentioned there would not be a well known a a way with as appoint tags, and they solid as a rock as death in life would not be located from one end to the other a person’s breast. Thank God that they are, on top of everything, everything being equal it is savor manna from heaven to have a exemplary excuse to be looking sweeping there when I am interested glaring. “No has a passion for to earn your owner, Judith. There’s no defer here, practically a connection by all of as a matter of fact poor eyesight.” (As fully as she knows.)

I have realized it said heretofore that it potential cheerful if we could earn our lifetime stats after we cease, gat a charge out of in a audio tape game. One of the stats I would be most hooked in for for myself is my gawking percentage. Getting to has a handle on at which point large amount times I have gotten away with it versus how many times I have been hooked would permanently be something. I don’t serve to boast, yet I search for pot of gold my ranking would be expert level.

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Two tushies this fine should not be allowed to fit in the same picture. Under the current trend of booties, where quantity is held over quality, it will soon be nearly impossible to fit more than one rear in the same frame. It is nice to see what will soon be considered to be throwback cabooses in an un-simulated environment. If you do not think that day is coming, you are dead wrong. It is coming fast with all the force of a runaway locomotive.

Soon photos will need to be edited to make an arse appear smaller. Through plastic surgery and selective breeding it will be rare to find a butt that does not require two chairs in order to sit comfortably. Once that day comes the whole process will start again, only in reverse. Soon the flat-assed will be highly sought after, while the full moon bearers will become ignored. This process has been going on since the beginning of time itself and I do not see it ending any time soon. Just because it is a behind does not mean it will be left behind in history.