Apparently in Los Angeles you go to something called the Grove to meet Santa Claus, and apparently this is what you wear! Oh gosh us Chicagoians sure have a lot to learn. Earlier this week Ariel Winter took her niece to meet the man in red, but talked on the phone because nieces are boring. Of course, the main aRACKtion here is Ariel’s epic cleavage in a dress that is as revealing as possible without actually showing the goods. People are calling this a “plunging neckline” but what I’m seeing exceeds that definition. This is like a struggling titty catcher, and all I want to do is reach in there and untie that bow to release the boobage. With her shorter hair, always jaw-dropping boobs, and legs up to here, Ariel Winter is definitely looking her sexiest in these new pics. Is she all you want for Christmas? Check out the pics and decide!
I know that we should be paying attention to the cute little dog in the picture or the beautiful landscape or the three happy people (including Alice Eve) in this Instagram post, but honestly there is only one thing that I can see… Alice Eve’s cleavage.
Without a doubt there are some who are staring at this picture of Alice Eve and her friends, all wearing one-piece bathing suits, and they have no idea what I’m rambling about. But if you take a closer look, right below Alice Eve’s pointing hand and you’ll see it. Yes, right there, in all its magnificent glory, Alice Eve’s fantastic cleavage. Sure, Alice Eve in a bikini would have made it easier to find her cleavage, but I honestly believe that if Alice Eve was wearing a bikini I would have passed out from such a sight. To say that Alice Eve has some of the best cleavage around is really putting lightly. And to those of you who found her cleavage right away, I’d give you a high-five if I could.
When taken from a distance, alongside two friends and with a cute dog, had this Instagram post been of anyone else the cleavage probably would have gone unnoticed. But alas, this is Alice Eve and her cleavage will never be ignored.
We all have something, a cut, a style, a color that just doesn’t look good on us. For instance, I do not look good in the color yellow. No matter what shade of yellow it is—mustard, canary, Lemon chiffon—the color just doesn’t work on me. Even though it’s a fact that we all can’t look good in everything, Jennifer Lawrence continues to look good in everything.
The sky is blue, water is wet, and the only certain things in life are death, taxes, and as you get older gravity is no longer your friend. All of these things are facts. These are things we have all accepted to be completely true. But when it comes to declaring someone the hottest working actress right now, that’s when things can get tricky. So, I ask all you good people, is Jennifer Lawrence the hottest working actress right now?
Did you ever realize how much you were missing something after you already got it? Like you didn’t know you needed a long nap until after you woke up from snoozing on the couch for a couple of hours? Or even better, you didn’t know how much you needed to look at a ton of pictures of Kate Upton in different bikinis until right now.
We are all at this same point… I thought I was good to go and everything was fun and then all of sudden a horde of Kate Upton cleavage filled bikini pics came my way and it hit me; I was really missing Kate Upton bikini pics. There was need inside of me that I didn’t even know about until my eyes glimpsed Kate Upton in a black and flesh colored bikini. And yes, I was kind of hoping that the black bikini top was merely a series of strings and we would be seeing more Kate Upton boob, but alas, it was not meant to be.
Still, I have to say I feel so happy that I was able to fill this void inside of me. Sure, I love looking at Kate Upton in a bikini just like everyone else, but I didn’t know how much I needed to look at Kate Upton in a collection of different bikinis.