Rumor has it that an eccentric Japanese billionaire is financing an amusement park modeled after the body of Demi Rose. Personally, I think that is inaccurate. Clearly the man cannot be considered eccentric for trying to bring the people what they want. I would describe him as a visionary an the vanguard of innovation. This Demi Rose park is going to make Dollywood look like a place for kids.
I know Dollywood is officially a place for kids, but we all know that the real reason why any father takes his family there is to hopefully live out a childhood fantasy of seeing Dolly Parton’s legendary bosoms in the flesh.
If Demi plays her cards right this could turn into a lifetime source of income. She could have children riding the water coaster ride modeled after her genitals for decades to come, maybe even long after their source material is out of commission. I know that I would be proud to have my legacy honored in such a way. Although if they were going to model a ride after my genitals it would have to be a giant drop type of ride that ultimately leaves its passengers disappointed.