If you’ve ever been to Venice Beach, you know that some of the world’s strangest and sexiest sights can be seen with a simple glance in any direction. Rachel McCord might not be able to get away with wearing bikini bottoms and a cut-off top in just any old town, but in Venice Beach, anything goes, even making out with a guy who looks like he was voted out of the Jersey Shore house after the first week.

Do they vote people off that show? I’m not sure and I certainly don’t care, but it’s an interesting thing to ponder because surely this is some guy cut from the same cloth as Snooki and all the rest of those clowns. Rachel McCord can probably do better, but then again, maybe this is what she’s after. Some guy who’s still wearing his hair gel from last night and looks like he smells of cigarettes and Courvoisier.

So try and enjoy Rachel McCord’s sexy outfit, especially those handful of times her top rides up and almost exposes her breasts. Do your best to imagine that the Jersey Shore guy isn’t there, or maybe even imagine that it’s you in the pics with her. Surely more than a handful of you are also rocking this same look.


Crime in this country is out of control. What kind of society are we living in where the belly of a woman’s swimsuit is not even safe from being stolen?  It truly is a sad state of affairs.

There are certain things that you can own and expect them to be magnets for theft. For example, if I had a Honda I would accept that every morning it was possible for it to be up on blocks, missing its wheels. If I wore an expensive watch I would know that it greatly increased my likelihood of being mugged. I anticipate these things to happen because it goes with the territory.

What does not go with the territory is buying the perfect one piece swimsuit only to have some rapscallion come along and, quite literally, deface it. If that woman wanted a two piece then that is what she would have worn! I am sure she has a closet full of bikinis, she does not need help adding to her collection. The ruffian responsible for vandalizing her property might as well have tagged her stomach with spray paint while he was at it.