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I admire the UK for so many reasons. They’re like an “almost America.” We speak the same language but sometimes I have a hard time understanding what they’re saying. It must be because of their royal background. I had no idea a person could register as the queen of selfies but it looks like Karen Danczuk has officially filled the position. What an honor. I wonder what her duties consist of in such a prestigious position. Taking selfies aren’t easy. You have to get all of the angles right and smile in a way that looks natural and not forced. I can see why Karen wears the crown in that department. She’s cute and consistent.

Maybe one day I’ll be able to join her as her selfie king. And we can take selfies on a throne in a castle all day long, It will most likely just be a huge recliner in a humble home but I’m pretty sure there’s a filter that could make our background look more fit for a king and queen. Anything that she’s into I would instantly support without question. If that means taking a photo mid-workout then we will pose together after every yoga pose.