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Oh no, she’s doing it all wrong. Clearly Blanca is a rookie when it comes to fleeing a hot tub while half naked. You are not supposed to bring the towel into the water! That is such a waste of an otherwise perfectly good drying device. God gave you hands for a reason, so why aren’t you using them? It is not a coincidence that you have two hands and two boobs. If He had known that you were just going to use, and ruin, a towel then he could have given you three or four boobs. Talk about a missed opportunity.

I don’t mean to brag, but I  do have quite the history of having to flee pools while missing certain key articles of clothing. It may surprise you to find out that neither women, nor their boyfriends, are very receptive to a guy they don’t know taking his trunks off while in the same body of water. But that is what we call a learning experience. I tend to take longer to learn this than most, so I am onto my eighth attempt. As they say, the eighth time is the charm.