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Have I told you guys yet about the time my dad decided it would be cool to grow a ponytail?

February 1992 he drags my ass to see noted wife beater Sean Connery in his latest film, Medicine Man. The film was directed by Die Hard‘s John McTiernan and co-starred Goodfellas‘ Lorraine Bracco, but the only supporting character in the film my dad gave a damn about was that luxurious and presumably fake ponytail that Connery was sporting.