The bottoms on this bikini being worn by Tallia Storm are absolutely infuriating to me. They look like those early 90s thongs that were sort of a cross between a partial thong and granny panties. Seriously, they’re not even able to sit on her hips because they’re yanked all the way up to her sides.
They prevent me from finding Tallia sexy. I mean, there’s no reason I shouldn’t be absolutely gob-smacked and head over heels for her, and it has everything to do with these stupid bikini bottoms. They’re absolutely revolting. From a fashion standpoint, I mean.
How is this fashionable in any way, shape, or form. I guess if you live long enough, you’re able to get aggravated all over again when fashion trends you hated the first time around are revived. Honestly, does no one have common sense anymore, let alone fashion sense?