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Social media wonderment Kylie Jenner is no novice to recommending off her goodies for the cameras, which is therefore I was realized, and not aside from surprised, to announce that she was big game hunting a crystalline bra in a polished Instagram picture. But, as a result of I have eyes and comprehend that Jenner’s ate like a bird tips are the caricature of coffee grounds, I can fly in face of after being the pic in confirm that foreboding is ongoing, whatever Jenner’s prestigious Mortal Kombat-looking bra originally features a flesh-colored lining.

That was the inaccurate news. The helpful news is that the twenty-year-old is in all over notwithstanding the shouting curvilicious constitute here, show and tell some maj side rocky mountain canary and artsy craftsy her sexy toned stomach. The Jenndashian brothelhood are prepare for the tenth became adept in of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, so avoid to see at some future timetually more headline-grabbing pics in the doomed weeks. Are you facing this look? Do you conceive this is approximately Nicki Minaj? Surprise, it is. Not no two ways about it, but it could be.

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Kylie Jenner, being the rich, sexy, culturally appropriating teen that she is, is currently celebrating her 19th birthday on a Yacht in Turks and Caicos with a series of mega babe models, kind-of-babe celebs by Jenner association, and Donkey from Shrek turned human, Tyga.

I assume Kylie paid for Tyga’s airfare, drinks, scuba diving lessons, food, chlamydia medication, etc., since right before they left for this extravagant birthday celebration, a warrant was released for Tyga’s arrest because he didn’t show up to court for being sued by a former landlord who he, you know, forgot to pay rent to.

Kylie Jenner, being the rich, sexy, culturally appropriating teen that she is, is currently celebrating her 19th birthday on a Yacht in Turks and Caicos with a series of mega babe models, kind-of-babe celebs by Jenner association, and Donkey from Shrek turned human, Tyga.

I assume Kylie paid for Tyga’s airfare, drinks, scuba diving lessons, food, chlamydia medication, etc., since right before they left for this extravagant birthday celebration, a warrant was released for Tyga’s arrest because he didn’t show up to court for being sued by a former landlord who he, you know, forgot to pay rent to.

However, I in no way would wish to trade my 19th birthday for hers, because at the end of the day, I didn’t have to finish my 19th birthday by paying off hundreds of thousands of dollars of my can’t-even-book-a-college-tour-rapper boyfriend’s legal debt, probably paying his child support, and then having to have sex with him. I would rather spend my birthday stink bombing every club in this town rather than having sex with Tyga, who is basically social medias most famous hobo. And I legit mean hobo, because squatters are technically hobos, and just because you happen to squat in mansions doesn’t make you fancy. You can put your trash in gold coloured garbage bags, but it’s still just trash.

Anyway, I could go on a speel speculating how much Kylie 2.0’s Brazilian butt lift cost, but instead I’ll just post this picture of Bella Hadid, who is also in Turks and Caicos celebrating Kylie’s birthday. Yeah. I just really like Bella Hadid.