It looks to me like Giglia Marra needs a little bit of saving. She’s slipping out of her dress and there’s no one around to catch her. It’s times like these that are the most important for men to fight their fears and become the hero a woman needs. I have no idea what kind of monster designs a dress where a woman can easily slip out of it. If I was her I would immediately file for a class action lawsuit. A company should not be allowed to get away with making a faulty article of clothing like that. It sets a terrible precedent.
Luckily I’m around to coach her through this tough time. I know it can be difficult, even scary to have your clothes slip off in public. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve torn an entire closet’s worth of clothes. It’s alway a t-shirt, or a pair of jeans that gets caught on a nail and poof, the next thing you know the kids are staring and grandma is screaming because you’ve become undone and indecent in the middle of the day. I never purposely mean to present myself to other people without pants on, but sometimes accidents do happen.